I am a womanizer and I am proud of it. Why? Because I can talk to any woman I want and make her fall in love with me in sixteen minutes. Have you ever felt nervous before you started talking to a woman? I know exactly how you feel because I was once in your shoes. Having the ability to be able to talk to any woman has been the key to my success as a womanizer. You too can achieve outstanding results with women if you follow my advice, just read on.

First killer tip: be controlling. In a conversation, always be the dominant one. You are the one controlling the conversation, not her. You decide what to talk to. Have total disregard for what she wants to talk about.

If you ignore this, you will have to put up with his whining about ex-boyfriends and such. Don’t be their emotional stamp. When he starts to tell you about his problems, tell him: “Do I look like Dr. Phil to you?”

Second killer tip: Know exactly what to talk about. Have an inventory of what you want to talk about. Good topics: relationships (except ex-boyfriend topics!), esotericism (astrology, tarot cards).

Learn some cold reading techniques. For example, a good line is “You are a very sociable person by nature, although sometimes you like to be alone.” The strange thing is that she will think that she is emotionally attached to you. Surely this will make it much easier to get into her panties.